[Verse 1]

She walks in like fire, lips a little sly

Says, “Baby, don’t get nervous, but I’m wetter than July”

She’s got daddy’s lawyer in her contacts under “Go”

And if you cross the line, well… he’ll definitely know

[Verse 2]

She don’t need a disclaimer,

She’s wild and she’s sweet

But don’t confuse that halo

With someone you can beat

[Chorus]

Yeah, she’s got that drip — and the legal kind too

Says, “Don’t get jealous, babe, or I’ll lawyer up on you”

She’s a freak in the sheets, got a courtroom smile

And if you break her heart, she’ll subpoena your style

So love her like you mean it, don’t play it vile

She’s got her daddy’s lawyer on speed dial

[Verse 3]

She’s silk in the moonlight, chaos in a thong

Says “Don’t hold it against me if I’m good all night long”

She’s spicy, she’s soft, got a taste like gold

But she’ll freeze you out if you start acting cold

[Verse 4]

She’s not your possession,

She won’t be contained

She’ll bless you or sue you,

Depends how you behave

[Chorus]

Yeah, she’s got that drip — and the legal kind too

Says, “Don’t get jealous, babe, or I’ll lawyer up on you”

She’s a freak in the sheets, got a courtroom smile

And if you break her heart, she’ll subpoena your style

So love her like you mean it, don’t play it vile

She’s got her daddy’s lawyer on speed dial

[Bridge]

No prenup? Better draft one fast

She’s got style, class, and a legal rep that’ll last

If you love her right, she’ll make you a king

But if you slip up — better lawyer everything

[Outro]

She’s hot, she’s lit, she’s unpredictable too

Says, “I’m built for pleasure — and for courtrooms, too”

You can ride the wave or get served in style

Either way, baby… she’s got speed dial

Yeah, she’s got her daddy’s lawyer on speed dial

© 2026 Thomas Bruggemann, Heartfelt Lyrics